Foolish banks and April fools

Its April yipeee. All banks in Spain don't open on Saturdays until October. Great. So today, I couldn't cash my pay check (been working for a month), get money out or open a new bank account which gives me 150 euros just for "domiciliar mi nomina". So they only open Mondays to Fridays from 8:30 till 2. When is someone who works 8 hours a day supposed to be able to go to the bank then?! I think I'll stop there cos otherwise I will start ranting on about government institutions as well.... (not to mention "functionarios") aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh