Still no signal

mmm.. realized that in the metro it doesn't say "Emergency calls only", it just doesnt have any coverage... But next time I notice that its does say it I promise I'll call.. er... what's the equivalent of 999 in Spain? damn, I don't know it!! God, I've been living here 2 years and I don't know the emergency number!

A deep thought from Jack Handy

If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said inspection'." They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it.

No signal

Sometimes mobile phones declare they have no signal. Yet they also say "Emergency calls only". How is this possible? Surely if there is no signal, there is no signal and you can't phone anybody. Would I be able to phone the emergency services from my mobile phone if I was stuck underground somewhere? I don't know because I have never tried it. I think I will try on the metro on the way home. Will report back later...